When the girl who dumped me later admits I was a great catch
*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
Virgin shaming and slut shaming piss me off in equal amounts. There’s nothing magical or special about being a virgin, and same goes with having sex. You know what’s magical? Shutting the fuck up about people’s personal choices.
Favorite super villain of all time.